on the dotted line

better days to come! time to brush up on MS Office skills - got the J o B at consulting firm. i've been playing in programs that recreationally entertain (photoshop, illustrator, inDesign, etc.). ahhh, the world of MS Office. such complex programs developed and used to manage such mundane, simple tasks.

textbook gemini

gemini girl, born to san francisco, lives in west seattle, committed to my husband, my mom is my hero, my dad is a warrior, my brother is NOT a statistic, but my twin can be evil. i'm quick.wittted & smart.ass'd, i only say 15% of what i think, i think all best friends should be furry, i allow myself to be myself, i love to learn that i am wrong, i say what i feel and feel what i say, i can type 85 words a minute, i've kept 17 years of journals, its always been hard for me to fall asleep, i have lived on maui for 2 years, and i've been a river rat in coloma, california, i'm your friendly neighborhood barista, and i have no doubt that OJ is guilty or that bush lies. i believe laughter is medicine, i read lots of books at once, i wanna be a race car driver, i'm an addict trying to recover, i'm an eighth grade drop out and i'm also a 4.0 college graduate, i believe what you mean is what you get, i cheer for the underdogs, i'm inpatient as a mutha fucka, i can fix my vw jetta myself, i hate telephones, i am a wicked fire starter, i mix records on technics 1200's, i've been a battered woman, i am queen of paralell parking, i have the gift of gab, i treasure the few friends i have, creative people rule!, i don't care what you think, plants are my friends, i drew my own tattoo, i think drunk drivers are dumb, i love to look at the moon, i'm glad my brother is a kick ass DJ, i can be flippant, i know women could run this place better then men have, all my dreams are vivid, i dance for therapy, i think almond joy kicks mound's ass, i've sold myself short for a lot of years, i wonder who has been thru what i've been thru, i'll never forget 9.11, i think it should be about the music, i will punch you if you don't go away, i think stupidity should be painful, i think that not caring can be fun, i can be unapproachable, i wonder why college costs too much, i think EQUIFAX is satan, intuition is key, we should legalize it! i have a rose garden, i can be loved unconditionally, its a miracle im still here, my dad's x-wife(s)(s)(s) scare me about getting married, i have watched THE WALL hudreds of times so far... and i think U2 is the world's best band, my favorite color is purple, i love to eat little debbies boston creme pies, i am a soda head, i think young skinny bitches don't know shit, everybody should pay attention to the signs, i do too many things at once, i worry about our planet, i believe headphones make it better, i go to the beach to think, i use to work for lawyers, and now i know lawyers are crooks, i take great pride in my home, i am the somewhat sane when im at home, the number one rule in north america.. don't get into a strangers car, i need to practice breathing, i know there is a better place, i love loud music, i've never cheated on a partner, i seldomly return phone calls, my life is at a crossroads, i spoil my feet, i am a clothes whore, i found out that stalkers are over rated, my hands are double jointed, i've written hundreds of poems, i'm interested in graphic design, most people don't get me, i have secrets, i use it for good, and not for evil, i floss my teeth, i see change as opportunity, i believe in astrology, i think we live in irony, and in a time of many houses and broken homes.

marketing diva

my time space continum has finally spat me thru the wormhole and at first glance, it seems to have landed me right where i believe i belong - finally, two and a half years of floundering. i won't be ur barista bitch, or throwing you my stink juice pitch... no more selling out and feeling trapped. i got fired, yes. THANKS POPS. ultimately, though... i was fired to be rehired. hired to use my brain. hired to make the money i am worth. lesson learned, sit back and relax... have faith in a universal plan - and keeping still long enuf to catch IT'S drift.... i don't always need my driver's license. shit worked out, when i renewed my permit to ride... a hard lesson for this gemini girl to swallow. at least it didn't get in my eye.

noonday demons

rosa parks passed away last month, she was the first woman to receive stately funeral honors being viewed in DC like a presidential warrior. the odd thing is, it's all simply because her feet hurt. she wasn't trying to take a stand, her feet were just sore. and her fingers were covered with ink in a downtown station house. which, in turn, sparked the wherewithall of a nation to end the insanity. bless her soul. and may i add, i hope our nation will once again stand together demanding change. females are powerful.... perhaps rodham-clinton should stand up .... and make a run for it... run until her feet are sore, and hope her nation is bold and brave enuf to hold her up to a victory. one can dream. one can dream.